News reports of Chinese and Iranian navy ships

Doggie u.s chief of staff named Major Moo the doggie got news reports from Human C.I.A Directotr named Jack Ryan that there are 5000 Chinese naval vessels crusing along the Gulf of Mexico,Towards the State of Texas, and there is also,600 Iranian naval vessels crusing up the Gulf of Mexico,with them.\
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And Doggie Chief of Staff Major Moo,the doggie got more bad news from Human C.I.A Director Jack Ryan,that While Russian,U.S , South Korean and Japanese Naval vesslel were partoling along the south china sea,8000 Chinese Ships and 6000 North Korean Ships that were also patroling along the south china sea,where that joint group of U.S Russian,South Korean and Japaneses were,they were all fired on by CHINESE AND North Korean Fighter bombers and partol boat,which could led to another korean war or even WORLD War 3,Human C.I.A DIRECTOR jACK Ryan told doggie u.s Chief of Major Moo,he would call Doggie U.S President Lizzy,and tell what is going on.
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The reason that doggie c.i.a director Freeway the dog was at not at c.i.a headquarters in Langely virgina,he was all night drinking lot of glasses of marggerttas at a doggie run nightclub,he was too sick to go to work,becasuse of a hangover he suffered.

Weapons or Weapons systems in general terms

1.Chinese Anti-Carrier killer missle system
2.Chinese CARRIER killer missile used Feng-21-D missle
3.Bradley Fighting Vehicles
4.Japanes Midget Submarines-ww-2
5.North Korean Midget Submarines-modern era.

Osama Bin Laden walked through tunnel

Osama Bin Laden along with his very well armed Al-QAEDA TERROISTS FOLLOWERS HAD a tunnel built for him, by rap music crime Lord Sean Puffy Combs,who sent of his many rap music gangsters to Pakistan and Iran and had a tunnel built from both ends, with from 4000 mexican drug cartel gunmen and 3000 taliban insurgents,Another group of very violent rap music gangster led capos named Timbland AND Rick Ross,had flown 800 bull dozers in a stolen u.s army c-130,which was being chased by and shot at by 200 Russian and French fighters bombers, the stolen c-130 transport aircraft landed in pakistan ,with jet fuel leaking out of it ,after being shot at with machine guns and missiles.

Valerie Plame's lear jet gets forced down over cuba.

Valerie Plame in riding a lear jet ,with pinhead reaity tv star spencer pratt as the pilot and Drug Lord as the co-pilot,just as this lear jet starts over cuba,where their is a u.s miltarty naval miltary prison base, 2 britsh fighter bombers fire at it and force it land at the u.s miltary base there.
Valerie Plame is caught and arrested by u.s miltary miltarty police officers ,the MEXICAN Drug Lord escaped from being captured, he stole a u.s army jeep ,to drive to downtown Havana ,cuba, to drive to the nearest cuban miltary base,where was greeted warmly.
Spencer Pratt was taken off the lear jet,and put hand cuffs and put in a prison,with a group of AL-QAEDA TERRIOSTS Being held there.

Pakistan sent 3000 miltarty advisors to Cleveland.

The C.I.A human director named Jack Ryan,got a phone call from the cleveland homeland securty office there,from newly named doggie homeland director Tucker,the doggie, that he reports from that 3000 pakistan miltary adivisors landed in a u.s army c-130 transport plane,which landed at the airport here in Cleveland,OHIO,to help guard the airport,becasuse a stolen britsh airways airliner carrying 700 AL-QAEDA Terriosts were planning to fly the airliner into a building in downtown,Cleveland.
The F.B.I FIELD office based in Cleveland,will meet with those pakistan miltarty advisors at the airport.

Terroirst opertive named Anwar-al Awalki

AL-Qaeda terriost named Anwar -al Awalki just arrived from yemen,in a stolen lear jet,near the moutains of Pakistan,Reatity tv star Spencer Pratt the jet, which just landed on a dirt airfield,600 taliban insurgents greeted his lear jet.

U.S Troops just entered Pakistan to find terroits.

3000 U.S And britsh troops just crossed the border into Pakistan, to hunt more AL-QAEDA Terriosts and a large of very violent music gangsters sent Pakistan,by rap music capo Named Timbaland ,who is very big and very trigger happy gunman who likes to shooting u.s and bristh and other Nato troops,he brought with him,to pakistan, in the city of Peshawar,to help AL-QAEDA AND Taliban terriosts here fight invading u.s,britsh,french and ISREALI secuirty forces,who rode in armored hummoves and m-1 abrams tanks,along with 2000 u.s army black heilcoters.
There were syrian and Iranian troops here in Pakistan,helping Timbland and very violent group of rap music gangsters,the rap singers named nelly,drake and maxwell are here with them,carrying uzi-submachine guns.
The Russian miltary fired their own predator unmanned missiles from russian miltaty bases in russia,at the group of AL-QAEDA and Taliban terriotsts and that group of very violent rap music gangsters,to help the invading u.s,bristsh and other nato troops fighting in Pakistan.